G OOD NIGHT EARLY RISE TOMORROW
"People person or loner?"
It really depends. Say, on the bus or during class, complete loner, but say, recess , I can’t be outside without friends.
So yeah, both.
Of course it’s Australian.
You always see list of deadliest toxins, but almost never lists of least fun toxins. I mean, a bite from a taipan snake will kill you dead, but in a brisk and orderly fashion that will unfold from “Ow, bugger, what was that” to “x_x” in about an hour.
The reaction to the gympie gympie stinging tree, however, can last for months, during which time there is precious little they can do for you except pump you full of steroids and strap you down to a table with a brace in your mouth so you don’t do yourself serious injury. In the 1960s, British military scientists studied the tree for its potential as a biological weapon.
The research was apparently abandoned, for reasons which have never been released to the public; but if I had to take a guess, I’d look to the example of civilian research scientist Marina Hurley, who spent three years studying the gympie gympie, and was forced to abandon her research when, despite using every manner of precaution, her exposure to the plant’s neurotoxin nevertheless led to hospitalization. The hairs on the plant which carry the toxin, you see, are regularly shed, and become airborne, at which point they can be inhaled and cause severe nosebleeds, asphyxiation, and anaphylactic shock.
One survivor of a brush with a gympie gympie described the stinging persisting for over two years, made worse whenever he took a cold shower.
Writers, here’s an idea. A grim one, but we can always use those, too.
GOLD STAR FOR EVERYTHING.
This is why you have every right to be tired.
”Researchers now see sleep problems as a cause, and not a side effect, of teenage depression.” - from the artcle!
Taurus: Artsy Kids
Gemini: Debate Club Captain
Leo: Drama Club
Capricorn: Advanced Placement Scholar
Aquarius: Band Geek
Date a guy who is mysterious. Date a guy with a deep voice and a unique vocabulary. Date a guy who gives to charity. Date a guy who might piss all over you and everything you love in the middle of a blowjob. Date Cr1tikal.
I like shipping the cheerful one with the grumpy one
what do you mean he isn’t an actual penguin
OH MAH GAWD I’M DYING!
“WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF FRESH HELL IS THIS.”
I̴’̷̡D҉̸ ͜R̴A͜TH̢͝ER̨ ̛N̷͜͠O̷͟͟T
*Drops this in the tag at the last second* Whooooooops~
PRESS PLAY AND WATCH THE GIF
I WAS EXPECTING SOME REALLY CREEPY MUSIC AND THEN THIS HAPPENED. I cant breathe. I can’t stop laughing.
I don’t know if I’ve ever laughed that loudly before. I was NOT expecting that!
LMFAO IM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANHT
can i just say that i really fucking love tumblr
Seriously the best thing ever! Thank you for making my day tumblr! =)
I FUCKING KNEW WHAT WAS COMING
what if a dude wore like bright blue lipstick?
Would his dick be blue?
Would his dick become a smurf?
Ain’t too fond of the ancient art of frickle-frackle, though. Sorry bub.