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posted 6 hours ago with 3 notes
 Anonymous asked:
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"People person or loner?"
It really depends. Say, on the bus or during class, complete loner, but say, recess , I can’t be outside without friends.
So yeah, both.

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seananmcguire:

tamorapierce:

pyrrhiccomedy:

rebelgoatalliance:

did-you-kno:

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Of course it’s Australian.

You always see list of deadliest toxins, but almost never lists of least fun toxins. I mean, a bite from a taipan snake will kill you dead, but in a brisk and orderly fashion that will unfold from “Ow, bugger, what was that” to “x_x” in about an hour.
The reaction to the gympie gympie stinging tree, however, can last for months, during which time there is precious little they can do for you except pump you full of steroids and strap you down to a table with a brace in your mouth so you don’t do yourself serious injury. In the 1960s, British military scientists studied the tree for its potential as a biological weapon.
The research was apparently abandoned, for reasons which have never been released to the public; but if I had to take a guess, I’d look to the example of civilian research scientist Marina Hurley, who spent three years studying the gympie gympie, and was forced to abandon her research when, despite using every manner of precaution, her exposure to the plant’s neurotoxin nevertheless led to hospitalization. The hairs on the plant which carry the toxin, you see, are regularly shed, and become airborne, at which point they can be inhaled and cause severe nosebleeds, asphyxiation, and anaphylactic shock.
One survivor of a brush with a gympie gympie described the stinging persisting for over two years, made worse whenever he took a cold shower.
Sources: 1 2 3 

Writers, here’s an idea.  A grim one, but we can always use those, too.

AUSTRALIA.
GOLD STAR FOR EVERYTHING.

seananmcguire:

tamorapierce:

pyrrhiccomedy:

rebelgoatalliance:

did-you-kno:

Source

Of course it’s Australian.

You always see list of deadliest toxins, but almost never lists of least fun toxins. I mean, a bite from a taipan snake will kill you dead, but in a brisk and orderly fashion that will unfold from “Ow, bugger, what was that” to “x_x” in about an hour.

The reaction to the gympie gympie stinging tree, however, can last for months, during which time there is precious little they can do for you except pump you full of steroids and strap you down to a table with a brace in your mouth so you don’t do yourself serious injury. In the 1960s, British military scientists studied the tree for its potential as a biological weapon.

The research was apparently abandoned, for reasons which have never been released to the public; but if I had to take a guess, I’d look to the example of civilian research scientist Marina Hurley, who spent three years studying the gympie gympie, and was forced to abandon her research when, despite using every manner of precaution, her exposure to the plant’s neurotoxin nevertheless led to hospitalization. The hairs on the plant which carry the toxin, you see, are regularly shed, and become airborne, at which point they can be inhaled and cause severe nosebleeds, asphyxiation, and anaphylactic shock.

One survivor of a brush with a gympie gympie described the stinging persisting for over two years, made worse whenever he took a cold shower.

Sources: 1 2 3 

Writers, here’s an idea.  A grim one, but we can always use those, too.

AUSTRALIA.

GOLD STAR FOR EVERYTHING.

posted 8 hours ago with 36,060 notes
“Biology’s cruel joke goes something like this: As a teenage body goes through puberty, its circadian rhythm essentially shifts three hours backward. Suddenly, going to bed at nine or ten o’clock at night isn’t just a drag, but close to a biological impossibility. Studies of teenagers around the globe have found that adolescent brains do not start releasing melatonin until around eleven o’clock at night and keep pumping out the hormone well past sunrise. Adults, meanwhile, have little-to-no melatonin in their bodies when they wake up. With all that melatonin surging through their bloodstream, teenagers who are forced to be awake before eight in the morning are often barely alert and want nothing more than to give in to their body’s demands and fall back asleep. Because of the shift in their circadian rhythm, asking a teenager to perform well in a classroom during the early morning is like asking him or her to fly across the country and instantly adjust to the new time zone — and then do the same thing every night, for four years.”
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Sleep and the teenage brain (via explore-blog)

This is why you have every right to be tired.  

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Researchers now see sleep problems as a cause, and not a side effect, of teenage depression.” - from the artcle! 

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posted 8 hours ago with 123,938 notes

The Zodiac Signs as High School Cliques:

astraltwelve:

Aries: Jock
Taurus: Artsy Kids
Gemini: Debate Club Captain
Cancer: Poet/Loner
Leo: Drama Club
Virgo: Nerd
Libra: Popular/Prep
Scorpio: Goth
Sagittarius: Gamer
Capricorn: Advanced Placement Scholar
Aquarius: Band Geek
Pisces: Stoner/Druggy
posted 8 hours ago with 33,351 notes

sextbang:

Date a guy who is mysterious. Date a guy with a deep voice and a unique vocabulary. Date a guy who gives to charity. Date a guy who might piss all over you and everything you love in the middle of a blowjob. Date Cr1tikal.

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captainarlert:

I like shipping the cheerful one with the grumpy one

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cutetys:

what do you mean he isn’t an actual penguin

posted 8 hours ago with 2,533 notes
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chicken-chica-robot-pizza:

foxy-the-fox-pirate:

securityguardtrainee:

cfw-is-foxy-the-fox:

themrcreepypasta:

OH MAH GAWD I’M DYING!

I’M CYRIGN

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF FRESH HELL IS THIS.

I̴’̷̡D҉̸ ͜R̴A͜TH̢͝ER̨ ̛N̷͜͠O̷͟͟T

posted 9 hours ago with 5,281 notes
wilford-warfstache:

*Drops this in the tag at the last second* Whooooooops~

wilford-warfstache:

*Drops this in the tag at the last second* Whooooooops~

posted 9 hours ago with 2,281 notes

mocridhe:

jmoriartycriminalconsultant:

sometimeseveryonelives:

soggymuffins:

nosatan:

acetucker:

hulkgoesrawr:

PRESS PLAY AND WATCH THE GIF

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I WAS EXPECTING SOME REALLY CREEPY MUSIC AND THEN THIS HAPPENED. I cant breathe. I can’t stop laughing.

I don’t know if I’ve ever laughed that loudly before. I was NOT expecting that!

LMFAO IM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANHT

can i just say that i really fucking love tumblr

Seriously the best thing ever! Thank you for making my day tumblr! =)

I FUCKING KNEW WHAT WAS COMING

For tambokazooie.

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, ear porn , i

Wait,

what if a dude wore like bright blue lipstick?

Would his dick be blue?

Would his dick become a smurf?

posted 9 hours ago with 6 notes
 Anonymous asked:
If I were dating you, I'd give you food, play/watch whatever you wanted, tell you bad jokes, drown you in cuddles/kisses, and do the frickle frackle a lot (if you were okay with that).

Sweet.

Ain’t too fond of the ancient art of frickle-frackle, though. Sorry bub.

posted 9 hours ago with 3 notes
 Anonymous asked:
If I were dating you, your chick would probably kill me.

//Snort

posted 9 hours ago with 2 notes